What's here.

Look we didn’t do it, we never saw it happen, we don’t even know what your talking about. Everything here is purely part of our collective imagination, and we really don’t want to hear about how things inside your head are upsetting you.

All things here are purely fictional and any representations that are in any way similar to things that you firmly hold to be reality are purely accidental.

However, we would like to assert our copyright over all the material found on this site, (apart from the whole page of other peoples logos, which of course are theirs, and we are simply using to freely advertise them, so we didn’t think that they would mind too much,) is ours, and we will be mighty upset if you copy it and use it for your own gains with out obtaining written permission.

In our resent questionnaire, we discovered that reality was a bit of a weak argument for what has been until now described as life, this questionnaire was completed by people we didn’t really believe existed in the first place. The fact that they sent us email was felt not to be a valid reason to believe in there actual existence. Prove that you exist, and then maybe we will take you seriously, that is if we can prove that we exist at the same moment, and that the existence of us both at the same moment doesn’t cause any major philosophical problems.
We speak for no organisation, or for that matter disorganisation, and any views represented here are purely random musings, that we hoped wouldn’t upset anyone.

If there is anything you would like to know that isn’t represented in these webpages, then please feel free to contact our Webmaster, who may refer you to other organisations that may be better suited to your current personal problems.

It should be clear to see that this document is not a complete work, it is hoped that you as the reader will suggest improvements, or even add whole chapters where you feel necessary.